Nickname for the highway (I-495) that encircles Washington DC through the surrounding states of Virginia and Maryland.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
Person 1: I live in DC.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
New form of group exercise in which a dozen or more people (usually women) sit on indoor stationary bikes together and pedal to the sound of music and the directions of an instructor.
Girl 1: Wanna come to the gym with me and take a spinning class?
Boy 1: Um, I think I'll just go outside and ride my bike, but thanks anyway.
Girl 2: Wanna come to the gym with me and take a spinning class?
Boy 2: Hmm, am I in the mood do some real exercise and lift weights or stare at 20 spandex
ed girl butts for an hour? Hard decision.....
Chief Financial Officer
Close cousin to the CEO
, except this is the guy who's in charge of coordinating a company's insider trading and profit inflation scams and getting the documents shredded afterwards.
Andrew Fastow, the former CFO of Enron
, is in jail for helping orchestrate one of the biggest corporate investment scams of the century. His boss, CEO
Kenneth Lay, pretended he didn't know what Fastow was up to in order to save his own ass. What a bunch of scumbag
the immunity you get from your parents for whatever they know about your sex/dating life because your brother or sister is gay
My mother would never let my boyfriend and me sleep in the same room at her house except for the gaymunity I have from my lesbian sister.
My parents have stopped lecturing me about "living in sin" ever since they found out the truth about my brother's "roommate"; I love the new gaymunity.
1. a taxi (a yellow car with a sign on top that will drive your ass around town for a price calculated per minute or per mile)
2. a switch jump on a skateboard, snowboard, or skiis in which you start fakie, spin at least 360 and land forward (named after Steven Caballero)
1. If you don't want to get on the subway with the hoi polloi
and can't afford a chauffeur, you can always take a cab.
2. We spent all afternoon practicing cabs on the halfpipe.
an unarmed security guard
I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heat
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
word of the day: May 13, 2006
The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop
catches you driving in it.
(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
Passenger: This traffic sux
! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front
the $500 when statey