creaternity's definitions

jumbotron

The HUGE display screen typically found at sporting events. It shows game/player stats, scores, replays, advertisements, etc to the crowd.
Jumbotron is actually a Sony trademark name, but the word is used to refer generically to any gigantastic LED screens like it.

At a basketball court, the jumbotron might be about 11 feet wide, but in a football stadium, it'll probably be more like 33 feet.

by creaternity June 11, 2006

cabbie

A guy who drives a cab.
This guy often doesn't speak much English, but he may have been a brain surgeon in his home country (Ukrania, Cambodia, Eritrea, pick one) so give him a little respect, especially if he drives like a total bad ass.

It's rude not to tip the cabbie, unless he almost gets you killed or doesn't give you an honest fare.

by creaternity June 4, 2006

cheapass

A person who is not only cheap, but also foists his cheapness on others in irritating ways.

The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.

by creaternity May 26, 2006

foulies

What sailors call their foul weather gear, which consits of a raincoat rainpants combo, among other accessories.

My overall foulies look dorky, but they sure do keep me dry on the deck when it storms.

by creaternity October 1, 2006

gel pen

A writing utensil containing "gel" ink, which resembles a liquidy paint that can be applied to almost any surface and comes in every possible color you can imagine from metallic orange, to sparkly purple, to glow-in-the-dark green. This newest and greatest pen technology is comfortable to use because it requires little hand pressure, but often the ink takes a bit long to dry.
Gel pen manufacturers include: Marvy, Sanford, Zebra, Pilot, and Sakura.

Signing my mortgage was so much more fun with a iridescent blue gel pen.

Any true pen slut owns at least ten different gel pens.

by creaternity May 1, 2006

shitwind

the vile stench that wafts through the air as the result of a fart

Ugh, there sure is a powerful shitwind coming from that bathroom.

Arr, matey, there's a shitwind a blowin'!

by creaternity May 15, 2006

blanket face

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

by creaternity August 16, 2006