The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.
by creaternity May 26, 2006
Get the cheapassmug. Nickname for the highway (I-495) that encircles Washington DC through the surrounding states of Virginia and Maryland.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
Person 1: I live in DC.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
by creaternity May 23, 2006
Get the beltwaymug. noun. A condominium in a building that was clearly once a church
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.
Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.
Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.
My boyfriend's chondo is in the former rectory of a church, which is bad for my sex life since, everytime we get down to it, I think about going to confession with Father Flanagan.
by creaternity April 30, 2006
Get the chondomug. What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
by creaternity April 27, 2006
Get the tempehmug. noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.
Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.
Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.
My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
by creaternity April 30, 2006
Get the chofficemug. the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.
Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
by creaternity May 23, 2006
Get the loser lotmug. the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers
by creaternity August 16, 2006
Get the blanket facemug.