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catster

A cat networking site, similar to friendster, where a cat can have a webpage containing photos, hobbies, and a friends list.
No, I am not kidding. It exists.
Also, there is a dogster. Same purpose, but for dogs.
Lame Internet Addict: Wow, my cat has more friends on catster than I have on friendster! How did this happen???
L.I.A.'s cat: Let's face it, pal. I am way cuter than you.
by creaternity April 27, 2006
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cab

1. a taxi (a yellow car with a sign on top that will drive your ass around town for a price calculated per minute or per mile)

2. a switch jump on a skateboard, snowboard, or skiis in which you start fakie, spin at least 360 and land forward (named after Steven Caballero)
1. If you don't want to get on the subway with the hoi polloi and can't afford a chauffeur, you can always take a cab.

2. We spent all afternoon practicing cabs on the halfpipe.
by creaternity May 31, 2006
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utilize

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.
Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."
by creaternity April 18, 2006
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dunkin donuts

Everyone's favorite donut -- um, I mean, coffee shop. It first opened in Quincy MA (that's pronounced "Kwinzee") and has now propagated all over the world even to Thailand, where the largest Dunkies ever supposedly seats about 130 people.

This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)

This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: Cops, college students, CEOs, punks, soccer moms, sistas, ABCs, WASPs, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.
The Dunkin Donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so I went to the one two blocks down instead.
by creaternity May 2, 2006
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slutwich

A woman who is, or appears to be, a paragon of sluttitude, by the way she dresses, behaves, or both.

An uberslut, or a girl who just looks like one.
That girl over there with the whaletale is such a slutwich. I bet she'd blow you after one beer.

Nadya has no figure so she has to dress like a slutwich to satisfy her obsessive need for attention from men. In reality, she is a total prude.
by creaternity May 2, 2006
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pen slut

Someone who is obsessed with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day or even every hour.
You can often tell a pen slut by looking at his/her desk: if there are more than 20 Pilot Hi-Precisions, PhD retractables, Marvy Sparklers, and/or fancy souvenir pens, that's a sign. Also, if you ask a pen slut to borrow a pen, he/she will likely rummage around for a Bic ballpoint rather than allow you to use a masterpiece such as his/her Y&C Gell Extreme 0.7 with teal ink.
I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have three five-compartment pencil cups that hold a total of 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No you CANNOT borrow them.
by creaternity May 1, 2006
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loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
by creaternity May 23, 2006
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