creaternity's definitions

BILF

BILF is BOSS I'd Like to Fuck.
The whole point of having the acronym (like MILF) is that it's a bit taboo.

My BILF works me really hard. Yeah, baby.

Oooh, the BILF is coming! Time for me to stand by the copier and look cute....

by creaternity June 12, 2006

catster

A cat networking site, similar to friendster, where a cat can have a webpage containing photos, hobbies, and a friends list.
No, I am not kidding. It exists.
Also, there is a dogster. Same purpose, but for dogs.

Lame Internet Addict: Wow, my cat has more friends on catster than I have on friendster! How did this happen???
L.I.A.'s cat: Let's face it, pal. I am way cuter than you.

by creaternity April 27, 2006

helicopter mom

A hovering & controlling, but well-meaning, parent who gets way too involved in her child's life to the point of doing things that are completely inappropriate, such as personally attending all of little Sweetiepie's extracurricular activities, writing medium-sized Sweetiepie's school application essays, and submitting full-grown Sweetiepie's job applications.

Suzy's job interview was rendered very awkward by the fact that her helicopter mom insisted on accompanying her.

Joey moved across the country to escape his helicopter mom, but she still calls him six times a day.

by creaternity November 19, 2006

lineup

A police technique in which a handful of people fitting a similar description are stood in a line together for a witness of a crime to see. The witness is then supposed to pick out the perp.

They had to let the suspect walk after the witness couldn't pick him out of a lineup.

by creaternity May 13, 2006

dunkin donuts

Everyone's favorite donut -- um, I mean, coffee shop. It first opened in Quincy MA (that's pronounced "Kwinzee") and has now propagated all over the world even to Thailand, where the largest Dunkies ever supposedly seats about 130 people.

This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)

This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: Cops, college students, CEOs, punks, soccer moms, sistas, ABCs, WASPs, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.

The Dunkin Donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so I went to the one two blocks down instead.

by creaternity May 2, 2006

cab

1. a taxi (a yellow car with a sign on top that will drive your ass around town for a price calculated per minute or per mile)

2. a switch jump on a skateboard, snowboard, or skiis in which you start fakie, spin at least 360 and land forward (named after Steven Caballero)

1. If you don't want to get on the subway with the hoi polloi and can't afford a chauffeur, you can always take a cab.

2. We spent all afternoon practicing cabs on the halfpipe.

by creaternity May 31, 2006

loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken

Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!

by creaternity May 23, 2006