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The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.
(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
by creaternity May 12, 2006
Get the 500 dollar lane mug.noun. A condominium in a building that was clearly once a church
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adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.
Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.
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adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now a parsed residence.
Close cousin of the choffice, a church that has been converted into offices.
My boyfriend's chondo is in the former rectory of a church, which is bad for my sex life since, everytime we get down to it, I think about going to confession with Father Flanagan.
by creaternity April 30, 2006
Get the chondo mug.What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
by creaternity April 27, 2006
Get the tempeh mug.the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.
Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
by creaternity May 23, 2006
Get the loser lot mug."Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.
Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?
by creaternity April 28, 2006
Get the submarine races mug.by creaternity July 5, 2006
Get the plug mug.the immunity you get from your parents for whatever they know about your sex/dating life because your brother or sister is gay
My mother would never let my boyfriend and me sleep in the same room at her house except for the gaymunity I have from my lesbian sister.
My parents have stopped lecturing me about "living in sin" ever since they found out the truth about my brother's "roommate"; I love the new gaymunity.
My parents have stopped lecturing me about "living in sin" ever since they found out the truth about my brother's "roommate"; I love the new gaymunity.
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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