j00b

Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.

Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!

by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006

Ann Coulter

Winner, ten years in a row, of the largest adam's apple contest.

That Ann Coulter is better hung than a horse, and uglier.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

free speech

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.

Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006

jew camping

To take an expensive RV, with all the amenities, into the woods and spend the entire time inside the vehicle.

Jew #1: What's the difference between Jew camping and staying home?

Jew #2: What?

Jew #1: No, I was seriously asking you.

by Sam is a Dick October 14, 2006

whig party

A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.

In this case whig is short for whigger.

Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006

Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

by Sam is a Dick January 31, 2007

Metallica

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.

Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.

by Sam is a Dick October 15, 2007