Wikipedia

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 25, 2006

WoWverdose

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life

I had a WoWverdose over the weekend, I need to detox.

by Sam is a Dick October 10, 2007

chafer

An erection in briefs.

Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.

by Sam is a Dick October 29, 2006

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 15, 2007

trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Nazi

Anyone who disagrees with you, especially on the internet. Also used by high schoolers to refer to cops.

Me and that other guy called each other Nazis on the chat room for two hours, I'm not quite sure how that happened in the Kirk vs. Picard chat.

Man that Nazi cop told me to stop keying cars. What a fucking Nazi.

by Sam is a Dick April 28, 2007

high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006