55 definitions by Sam is a Dick

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.

It's like porn for autistics.

Strong Teen Using Democracy

A fireworks store with a meth lab in back.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Usually the place in town with the most drugs.

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).