54 definitions by Sam is a Dick

sheeple

A word used by nutjobs to refer to anyone who doesn't buy into their crackpot theories

A: "9/11 was a government conspiracy, the buildings were brought down by dynamite"
B: "Can you prove it?"
A: "Shut up you don't get it you're a brainwashed sheeple just wait til the CIA and the Jews and the Freemasons get you!!"

by Sam is a Dick October 16, 2006

Imus

A massive bowel movement that talks like a crackwhore halway through a botched deep throat and is mentally inferior to my ball bag.

Oy burrito night was brutal, I gotta go take a massive Imus.

by Sam is a Dick March 21, 2007

Jena 6

Six high schoolers who were told to ignore a racially motivated threat against their lives. They retaliated by jumping one of the instigators, beating him unconscious. They were charged with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder. Apparently a shoe is now a weapon of murder.

The Jena 6 should've finished the job on a kid who thought it was funny to threaten their lives.

by Sam is a Dick October 15, 2007

muff maiden

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.

Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

Virginia

A formerly southern state that sometimes likes to pretend it still is.

Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.

Virginia is still a southern state the way a girl who takes it up the ass is still a virgin.

by Sam is a Dick September 20, 2007