Ron's definitions

struffet

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker

Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.

by Ron August 5, 2006

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

by Ron May 10, 2006

fuzzy lumpkin

a small fistable monkey

my monkey

by ron August 24, 2003

B.F.B.

Big Fucking Baby

Whiny patients in a hospital who bitch about EVRY LITTLE AILMENT no matter how trivial and drive employees of said hospital INSANE.

"My toe hurts, I have a hangnail, my skin's so dry, I need another snack, I have to pee again..."

"Oh my god, what a B.F.B."

by Ron December 19, 2003

scrunt

a scumbag runt

that little scrunt could'nt kick my granma's ass

by ron June 17, 2003