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MILF

M-I-L-F Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Damn she is one hot MILF.
by Ron August 5, 2003
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chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.
Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.
by Ron April 27, 2004
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fuzzy lumpkin

by ron August 24, 2003
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jiggy

Supposedly now in the OED. When asked Will Smith, who invented the word, said it was "Nuclear Cool". Taking something to next level over just being cool. Also used as an adjective, associating cool the word it modifies.
I'm getting jiggy in that dance.
by Ron February 25, 2003
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stella artois

by Ron May 17, 2003
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smut

a girl who will do any sexual activities with any male.
Keneesha was just fuckin with Troy,Hov, and Mark last week. I told you she was a smut.
by Ron March 11, 2003
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cumdrunk

a person who has gorged themselves on ball-juice.
After eight hours on the street the "working girl" suddenly realized that she was quite cumdrunk.
by ron July 8, 2003
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