Ron's definitions

box

Female Genitalia, usually used in a derogitory manner.

Stacy is nice to look at but I heard she has a smelly box.

by Ron July 10, 2003

Tallyho

1. noun A woman of ill-repute who is the objet d'amor of a tallywhacker.

2. interjection. What a man yells to his tallywhacker when he sees #1 above.

1. Hey Ron, let's go down to the zone and pick up a tallyho.

2. TALLYHO!!!

by Ron April 1, 2004

jiggy

Supposedly now in the OED. When asked Will Smith, who invented the word, said it was "Nuclear Cool". Taking something to next level over just being cool. Also used as an adjective, associating cool the word it modifies.

I'm getting jiggy in that dance.

by Ron February 25, 2003

CCL

Acronym for "couldn't care less". Describes an issue that is so unimportant that it is not worth pursuing or discussing further; see whatever.

John: This is a bug.
Harriet: No, it's a feature. I can explain to you for three hours why it's like that.
John: CCL. Whatever.

by Ron April 10, 2003

grundle

The nacho.

Not'cho ass and not'cho balls.

by Ron December 11, 2003

fuzzy lumpkin

a small fistable monkey

my monkey

by ron August 24, 2003

chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.

Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.

by Ron April 27, 2004