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1. laying pipe
I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.
Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.
by William Waldrep Jun 3, 2005 add a video
2. laying pipe
Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.
"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.
3. laying pipe
the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night
by mikesull Nov 6, 2002 add a video
4. laying pipe
A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.
A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.
5. laying pipe
when a girl sleeps with a guy with a large penis
Damn, I'd heard Joe be laying pipe
by Monique May 13, 2004 add a video
6. laying pipe
Pooper sex.
Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.
by B. Miller Oct 22, 2003 add a video
7. laying pipe
(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom Jan 9, 2005 add a video
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