Ron's definitions

grundle

The nacho.

Not'cho ass and not'cho balls.

by Ron December 11, 2003

rona

A Mexican Beer - (short for " Corona")

I hope Mark has some lime wedges to go with this Rona.

by Ron September 17, 2004

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

The City

People who think Long Island is Upstate.

I guess Long Island is upstate

by Ron March 28, 2005

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

by Ron May 10, 2006