Ron's definitions

eat ass

background: this word was born out of the fobby pacific-island-dominated (read : ghetto) high schools of new zealand.

basically if you're an eat-ass you talk too much shit.

you did what? yea whatever dick, you're a fucken eat-ass

by ron May 30, 2004

titsup

Haywire

After an hour of flying the auto-pilot
went "titsup" and we crashed.

by Ron May 8, 2003

fuzzy lumpkin

a small fistable monkey

my monkey

by ron August 24, 2003

jiggy

Supposedly now in the OED. When asked Will Smith, who invented the word, said it was "Nuclear Cool". Taking something to next level over just being cool. Also used as an adjective, associating cool the word it modifies.

I'm getting jiggy in that dance.

by Ron February 25, 2003

chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.

Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.

by Ron April 27, 2004

struffet

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker

Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.

by Ron August 5, 2006

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003