Ron's definitions

chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.

Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.

by Ron April 27, 2004

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

by Ron November 18, 2006

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003

eat ass

background: this word was born out of the fobby pacific-island-dominated (read : ghetto) high schools of new zealand.

basically if you're an eat-ass you talk too much shit.

you did what? yea whatever dick, you're a fucken eat-ass

by ron May 30, 2004

titsup

Haywire

After an hour of flying the auto-pilot
went "titsup" and we crashed.

by Ron May 8, 2003

McDoanlds

McDonalds is doing it's part to offer each and evey customer new choices to fit their lifestyle. It is ever growing, changing, evolving into what fits the customers needs the best, while still offering the classic tastes our customers demand and love.

Mcdoanlds is you, you make McDonalds.

by Ron December 11, 2004

rona

A Mexican Beer - (short for " Corona")

I hope Mark has some lime wedges to go with this Rona.

by Ron September 17, 2004