Ron's definitions

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

scrunt

a scumbag runt

that little scrunt could'nt kick my granma's ass

by ron June 17, 2003

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

by Ron May 10, 2006

fuzzy lumpkin

a small fistable monkey

my monkey

by ron August 24, 2003

McDoanlds

McDonalds is doing it's part to offer each and evey customer new choices to fit their lifestyle. It is ever growing, changing, evolving into what fits the customers needs the best, while still offering the classic tastes our customers demand and love.

Mcdoanlds is you, you make McDonalds.

by Ron December 11, 2004