Ron's definitions

Glindon

Find a Vietnamese minor, preferably one with giant fucked up cheeks and pretends to be a stoner. While you're fucking her, scream out how much you hate people that speak out against you.

"I hate you, Reno! I hate you, Jae! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

by Ron November 28, 2004

crunkcunt

a drunk,loaded,smacked, or high woman

crunk
"drunk"

cunt itself means
"Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language"

anna nicole was a crunkcunt but now that she doesn't get smacked she isn't

by Ron March 2, 2005

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

struffet

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker

Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.

by Ron August 5, 2006

wax

The act of sex, also referred to as "waxing, getting waxed."

I'm gonna wax that ass.

by Ron May 13, 2005

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004

grundle

The nacho.

Not'cho ass and not'cho balls.

by Ron December 11, 2003