Ron's definitions

beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

by Ron May 10, 2006

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

wax

The act of sex, also referred to as "waxing, getting waxed."

I'm gonna wax that ass.

by Ron May 13, 2005

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004

struffet

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker

Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.

by Ron August 5, 2006

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

pipework

act of having sex. abbreviated - "pw", or "pdub". associated with "laying pipe".

i tried callin him, but i guess he was doin some pipework.

i went over to ol' girl's house to do some pipework.

by ron June 12, 2003