Ron's definitions

rona

A Mexican Beer - (short for " Corona")

I hope Mark has some lime wedges to go with this Rona.

by Ron September 17, 2004

NUMPTY

Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)

Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys

by Ron September 12, 2003

pwnercycle

COPYRIGHT™ WEATHERMAN™ FROM Cee OH Dee, A BADASS RIDE

i just rode ovur u with my pwnercycle duodez

by Ron July 12, 2004

grundle

The nacho.

Not'cho ass and not'cho balls.

by Ron December 11, 2003

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

by Ron May 10, 2006

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007