Hugh G Rection's definitions

cunnilingus

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

lewinsky

Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.

Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk

by Hugh G Rection January 24, 2006

Xanadu

One of the 10 worst movies in History.

I realized that Olivia's ass was way too flat.

by Hugh G Rection January 21, 2005

Mop

that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.

Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!

by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003

donor dome

When you get head while giving blood

When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.

by Hugh g rection December 15, 2016

kilt

Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.

Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!

by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005

Dining at the Y

Humorous way to allude to the kind of menu you will be having for tonite's dinner. You will probably choose some tuna taco , or perhaps bearded clam or maybe loose meat sandwich or even some snapper.
For those who need further explanation, the diner is called the Y not because its in some gym, but due to the peculiar shape of all aforementioned dishes.

Im picking up Donna at seven... we're dining at the Y

by Hugh G Rection January 21, 2005