Hugh G Rection's definitions

Skull

Humorous name for oral sex.

Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

bazongas

breasts

that girl sure has big bazongas

by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003

captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005

masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

puffies

Said of female nipples that stand out notably.
This is not your usual nipple reacting to cold, but a fat, turgid, pointy, fearless, suck-till-you-drop nipple.

She's got no tits, but she's got an awesome set of puffies!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

lewinsky

Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.

Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk

by Hugh G Rection January 24, 2006