Hugh G Rection's definitions
Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
by Hugh G Rection January 24, 2006
Get the lewinskymug. A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
Get the schlongmug. that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.
Also known as a mopwanger.
Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!
by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003
Get the Mopmug. by Hugh G Rection January 21, 2005
Get the Xanadumug. Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.
by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005
Get the kiltmug. by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
Get the shitzelmug. by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006
Get the tabarnaclesmug.