67 definitions by Hugh G Rection

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.
"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
Babaloo Aiye (Father of the World) is an Orixa (Deity) of the Lukumi tradition. This tradition is commonly known in the West as Santeria, and is a sincretic afro-caribbean belief based on magic that goes back to ancient African Yoruba roots.
Babaloo is the Orixa that controls disease,and hence the rightful owner of the Earth.
Ricky Ricardo indeed did yell *Babaloooooo* in I Love Lucy, but what you ignorant gringos aren´t aware of is that, amid all that mambo, he was invoking and welcoming the presence of the Lord of Healing and Strength.
This reminds me that there is a band named Babaloo that plays something called PUNK MAMBO. Now I'm not kidding... Punk Mambo, according to their publicity blurb, *is a mix of soukous, mambo, chacha, samba, reggae, ska and cumbia, sauteed with some special ingredients and blended with the energy and wise-guy antics of punk*
Now, I want to think that Babaloo Aiye himself won't take offense out of this... but if he does, these guys will soon start getting festering pustules on their balls.
Babaloo Aiye is only one of many Orixas, other are Oxala, Oxum, Xango, Nana, Oba, Ogun, Oxossi, etc.
by Hugh G Rection June 08, 2005
Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.
Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!
by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005
Swear word used in the French Canadian version of Spongebob Squarepants.
Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!
by Hugh G Rection August 09, 2006
The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!
by Hugh G Rection March 23, 2005
Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir?
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
by Hugh G Rection February 24, 2006
1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?
1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...
by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005
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