Hugh G Rection's definitions
Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
by Hugh G Rection January 24, 2006
Get the lewinskymug. A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
Get the schlongmug. Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.
by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005
Get the kiltmug. When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.
by Hugh g rection December 15, 2016
Get the donor domemug. Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...
Ahh, and have a cigar...
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
Get the Skullmug. "Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"
D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"
He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"
He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
Get the hair piemug. Any pair of thugs who are a pain in the ass for everyone else, taking revenge on the World because Daddy Saddam used to bugger them when they were kids.
by Hugh G Rection March 10, 2005
Get the Qusay and Udaymug.