Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir?
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.
Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.
that girl sure has big bazongas
A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries
in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
a) A mythical place which is very, very, very, I MEAN VERY far away... In Mexico, when someone sends you there, is indeed sending you a strong message to bugger off for good. If you don't take heed, most likely you'll be next fucking your mom (chingando a tu madre).
b) Mythical mom who delivered you though her asshole cuz her cunt was too busy fucking the niggers in the hood. In Mexico, if someone tells you that you are his son (eres un hijo de la chingada!) this person is saying you have the character defects that one would think would result from such a stressful birth.
a) Ya me tienes hasta la madre, vete mucho a la chingada, cabrón! (Yo got me up to my balls, go to fucking hell you shithead!)
b) Sabes, siempre has sido un hijo de la chingada... (you know, you have always been such a son of a bitch...)
Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man