A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.
Excuse me, my zoot suit is slipping again
The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.
Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.
Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.
Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)
She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!