a huge turd
Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!
Humorous name for oral sex.
Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms
The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum
cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks
Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk
Thats the way hax0r
kidz call the old in-and-out (which they know only from hearsay).
Im l00kin 4 a hax0r chix0r who wantz to sux0r my dix0r and then to fux0r