65 definitions by Hugh G Rection

Sexual harassment

A means of using your gender as a female to get money from rich and powerful males.

Bill Riley asked me how I was doing today, so I sued him for 9 large for sexual harassment !!! Pretty sweet huh?

by Hugh G Rection April 20, 2017

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003

Xanadu

One of the 10 worst movies in History.

I realized that Olivia's ass was way too flat.

by Hugh G Rection January 22, 2005

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

crack of dawn

What ain't safe when im horney

Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!

by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005

mopwanger

a cock so large it drags on the floor like a mop.

bend down and say hi to Mr. Mopwanger

by Hugh G Rection November 27, 2003

masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005