Andi's definitions

fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi January 19, 2006

real horror show

Just when things can't possibly get worse....THEY GET WORSE!!!! Defining life at it's worst, or so you think!

My week? You ask about my week? My finacee's uncle died, my neice is in the hospital, I have leukemia, my car is crapping out and I'm piss ass broke. A real, horror show.

by Andi February 9, 2005

F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Symbols

What asswhips on this site seem to always come up with as Urban Slang. If you can't SAY it, it is NOT a WORD, THEREFORE not urban slang!!!!

How can a symbol be a slang word if you can't speak it you Buttmunch?

by Andi June 10, 2006

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Royale with cheese

When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.

Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!

by Andi June 10, 2006

MO

Morbidly Obesse

Look at that mo over there.

by andi January 16, 2004