Andi's definitions

F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

hunta gleetin gloutin globin

Def Leopardese for "Our band was awesome, and still is awesome now even tho our drummer only has one arm"

Hunta Gleetin Gloutin Globin

Yeah---rock on man rock on!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Royale with cheese

When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.

Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!

by Andi June 10, 2006

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.

by Andi June 10, 2006

MO

Morbidly Obesse

Look at that mo over there.

by andi January 16, 2004

gripe

To "Gripe" is to extensively complain about something!

"Oi, Lesbian - Stop griping that the bars' full of gay men!"

by Andi June 10, 2006

real horror show

Just when things can't possibly get worse....THEY GET WORSE!!!! Defining life at it's worst, or so you think!

My week? You ask about my week? My finacee's uncle died, my neice is in the hospital, I have leukemia, my car is crapping out and I'm piss ass broke. A real, horror show.

by Andi February 9, 2005