When this generation later tells their teenage kids about the youtube videos you watched back in the day and those children subsequently rapidly share said videos with their generation.
The year, 2030 - "hey Dad, listen to this, I learned to play Mozart today". "who cares Billy, this cat had that figured out twenty years ago. Wipe away your tears and check this out".
Billy shares with friends. Video goes viral...again. Reviral.
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Bjamijam
The sound created from urine slashing against the urinal walls
"Ahh this is the best piss of my life, check out the sound of this urine echo" - said Mike
The process of solving a conflict, or a number of conflicts between two or more parties through eating copious amounts of meat in front of the conflicting parties until an amicable agreement is reached.
1. "Me and my husbands marriage was on the rocks, until we had a few sessions of Meateatiation.......now the only problem I have to worry about is taking a stool at regular intervals."
2. "Do we really need to get the lawyers involved, can't we just settle this through the civilised means of Meateatiation?" 3. "Can't this dispute be resolved through mediation?" "I'm afraid not Ma'am, this is far too serious, I think the only way we are going to settle this is through five two hour sessions of Meateatiation. 4. "If you two cunts can't get your fucken shit together and resolve this conflict, I'm going to be forced to eat copious amounts of meat to solve this." "What?!?!....surely we don't need to get a Meateatiator involved?"
adj:/ the act of contributing a comment amongst a group of friends that is completely irrelevant to the current subject matter currently discussed.
We were all having a fantastic group discussion about sports until Mike decided to do a little leftfielding and talk about his mom's body odor.
This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.
The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.
Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?
Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette. But you have no friends?.... Ah, touche.
The process of (often aimlessly) browsing YouTube videos via the suggested/related videos that are provided on the YouTube sidebar or at the conclusion of a viewed YouTube clip.
Refers to the concept of the "dream, within a dream, within a dream" from the movie Inception; except users are experiencing a video, within a video, within a video. Can often be a great way of finding obscure and random YouTube content that usually ends up being a world away from the initial search.
"Dude, I found this hilarious video of a kid falling off a see-saw"
"Yeah, how'd you get to that?" "Tubeception, man: I started on a Slayer video, then just clicked away until I ended up at see-saw kid!" "I was so bored at home, I ended up having a Tubeception session and realised how many damn cats are on here!"
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CptAwesome29
Theory saying that if the rich get richer they will give their surplus cash to the poor. Of course this theory assumes that the rich aren't greedy bastards that will horde all their money in banks, spend it on two million dollar trips to space which benefit no one except the Russians that take them there, or blow it all on a Super Sweet Sixteen for their retarded daughters who get pissed that their parents got them the $200,000 car instead of the $300,000.
Factory Worker: Are you going to give us all pay raises since we've been working harder?
Factory Owner: Nope,my daughter want to get Tupac for her Sweet Sixteen. Factory Worker: Isn't he dead? Factory Owner: Yup, I had to spend your Christmas bonuses to dig him up. Factory Worker: What the hell? What happened to the trickle down theory? |
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