When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.
"Ever since she went on that boytox, she's seemed so happy. Positively glowing!"
"I hit rock bottom after three failed relationships. I put myself on a boytox in order to reset my love karma."
"That boytox did wonders for her mental health."
When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.
Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.
Dislike or hatred of brown or browning bananas.
Julie threw away her brown banana, because she's banana racist.
When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.
"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."
"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"
Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.
I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."
When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.
person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.
person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!
Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!
person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?
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