Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.
Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.
Dislike or hatred of brown or browning bananas.
Julie threw away her brown banana, because she's banana racist.
When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.
"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."
"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"
Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.
I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."
When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.
person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.
person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!
Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!
person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?
Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.
If your so hungry stop window eating and just grab something!
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