May 15
The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.
Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection - a starwank.
by Galaxyhand April 27, 2017
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May 14
When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.
"Did she just say she has to go tinkle?" "Yeah, she's mommyfied"

"That poor girl is mommyfied"
by CMRPhillips March 26, 2010
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May 13
This would be a person WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK BY SHOUTING. That's all we're going to say ABOUT THAT!
"Can you please stop being such a klazomaniac and calm down"
by PeonyBaggins April 19, 2017
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May 12
noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones
"Aw man, I have to get this party sludge off my nice new shoes in time for Easter."
by Sexy bird April 13, 2017
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May 11
noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
by MichAlva February 18, 2009
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May 10
Female Body Inspector
Bob looks at girls a lot, hes is a female body inspector
by Geppy February 24, 2005
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May 9
To persuade someone to your way of thinking via violent means.
"I'll learn you good!" (Followed by a slap)
by Milk Jester October 14, 2004
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