May 5
when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."
by trumantinkerbell April 14, 2006
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May 4
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.
by CLEWGE October 23, 2003
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May 3
When you can't poo.
Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."
by noshittom June 12, 2012
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May 2
Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.

nub 1:My mom is not FAT! See! *insert link*

person 2: Dude! She totally is, your arguement totally backfired on you. Lol, dumbass.
by CommandoDude March 13, 2008
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May 1
I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.
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Apr 30
In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.
John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.
by Katharsis September 16, 2009
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Apr 29
Slang for America/United States. Interchangeable with Merica.
I sat from the comfort of my car and watched a guy ahead of me get jacked up by four officers and thrown on the ground. #'Murica #pewpewpew
by Twilight_Ninja July 09, 2013
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