May 4
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.
by CLEWGE October 23, 2003
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May 3
When you can't poo.
Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."
by noshittom June 12, 2012
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May 2
"That pizza looks Fye"
by Karen May 01, 2003
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May 1
I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.
by Linusdoodle3 January 24, 2017
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Apr 30
In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.
John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.
by Katharsis September 16, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Apr 29
Slang for America/United States. Interchangeable with Merica.
I sat from the comfort of my car and watched a guy ahead of me get jacked up by four officers and thrown on the ground. #'Murica #pewpewpew
by Twilight_Ninja July 09, 2013
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Apr 28
That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.
by Dyzko November 12, 2016
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