Sep 1
The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.
I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.
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by Seiban June 20, 2017
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Aug 31
What happens in one's pants when they see something sexy and aren't afraid to hide it.
Seeing that foxy girl turned my trousers into exclamation pants.
by Exclamation Explanation June 20, 2017
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Aug 30
A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.
"She met this guy online last summer, but he lives in Austin and doesn't want to move, so they've struck up this very intense vacationship."
by Clarity70 July 24, 2006
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Aug 29
When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
by Grute Man August 27, 2017
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Aug 28
a person that goes out with people way out of their league
Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.
by james C. Outo June 16, 2004
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Aug 27
A person's second friend; Your second bestie; the second person you want to spend time with most; BBFF.
My bestie is at work. Heck, it's ok I have a backup bestie!
by LilRed05 August 26, 2017
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Aug 25
When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.
I was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded Dinner Sweats.
by DrDinnerSweat March 06, 2013
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