A lame excuse for abstaining from sex
"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."
Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
Sex (thinly veiled euphemism for)
"Would you care to come upstairs for a nightcap?"
Translation: "Am I getting laid tonight or not, lady?"
Thick and curvacious.
Wow thatgurl is juicy.
quitting time at work
Hey, it's beer o'clock! What is everyone still doing in the office?
To have sex with someone. See also beddable
"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."
A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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