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2 definitions by diablo581

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
by diablo581 February 10, 2008
The act of taking an immense piss. Any piss can be considered a zuhl, but only the truly epic five minute long pisses can truly claim the title.
"Man I need to go take a zuhl."

"Hang on I am taking a zuhl. Don't start the boat."
by diablo581 August 20, 2011