May 13
To pass your old hoe to one of your friends.
No bro don't unfriend her, just refriend her to me, so I can smash.
by rwitty22 May 03, 2016
May 12
The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.
Boyfriend: "Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn't want any!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"
by itsonlyaword May 01, 2016
May 11
Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.
"Bro my dickheading game is on point today "
by TonyTitan May 02, 2016
May 10
A common misspelling of the word "pundit," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
A political pundint says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.
#pundit #talking head #expert #politics #bullshit artist #guru
by SpellsPunditCorrectly September 28, 2008
May 9
Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.

A "beer dump" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.
"I can't even start my day with some coffee until I've had my AM BM."

"I didn't have time for my AM BM this morning so I've had to hold that sh*t in all f*cking morning."
#bowel movement #morning wood #poop #early bird special #beer dump
by synthbeatz May 18, 2010
May 8
honest to god, I swear on my mother!
Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!
by tim t. November 18, 2004
May 7
Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.
I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn't understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.
by The Googly King May 02, 2016
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