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Apr
2
That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.
Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny
by le Dilley March 21, 2011
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Apr
1
When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.
-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
by original nick April 01, 2013
6410 5714
Mar
31
Trimmigrants are people who come into an area in search of marijuana harvest jobs.
A cannabis windfall this season has trimmigrants flocking into California and Nevada in search of marijuana harvest jobs.
by VerdantLeaf November 12, 2013
5785 6104
Mar
29
An obsessive interest in feces.
My cousin Randy puts the "pro" in coprophilia. He's super into shit.
by Bad Words The Movie March 17, 2014
6650 6961
Mar
28
A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.
Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.
by Ellllllleyep March 09, 2014
8628 8468
Mar
27
A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.
"I'm going technocamping. You won't be able to contact me for a couple weeks."
by intertext9 March 07, 2014
7123 7035
Mar
25
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
David: I pleased myself last night by means of autofellatio.
Sean: Gay...
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
6840 7550