A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.
Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.
The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."
- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."
An acronym -
"Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.
I had my first smidsy yesterday at the junction..
a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two
I made it through the whole night without vomiting, not including vurps, of course.
A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.
Man Ashley and Kristen have such a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.
person a: "did you see the gloatgram that kevin posted?"
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."
an individual who rides their motorcycle with complete and total disregard for the safety of themselves or others.
an individual who rides purely to satisfy their own ego, refusing to shift gears because revving their engine sounds so cool.
The guy who won't shift out of first and pops wheelies in my neighbourhood on the same street where kids play and ride their bikes is a total motorpsycho.