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Oct
10
A phrase said after describing something strange, awkward, ironic, hilarious, crazy, or otherwise profound.
Person A: "How was your day?"
Person B: "Well, today at Walmart a naked lady in her 90's shuffled into the store. She had to be wrapped in a bathrobe from aisle 18 and escorted to the hospital...So there's that."
by SevenBillionScreams October 09, 2014
Oct
9
someone who is super duper cute and makes you want to use stupid-sounding phrases to describe them because you just can't handle their cuteness
That John sure is cutesicle!
by xosanrio March 27, 2007
Oct
8
Paid "charity" street worker (read: student) who has been trained to believe that they are carrying out a worthy task, improving peoples' lives by conning Joe Public out of their money for this week's Good Cause. Usually an agency worker where the agency takes a hefty cut of the hourly rate that the charity in question has paid for, whilst at the same time increasing profits by selling on details of those foolish enough to actually stop and sign up to said Good Cause.
If you really want to support a charity, do it through their website, not a chugger.
by Bob April 04, 2005
Oct
7
when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
by jennrrgh September 23, 2014
Oct
6
a state of hunger preceded by the intake of alcoholic beverages
After consuming a few beers at the party, I came down with a bad case of the drunchies and had to stop at the hot dog stand before heading home.
by Laura "L-dawg" Fizzowkes January 10, 2006
Oct
5
Too Small; Could Not Read

Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.
"This guy just sent me a copy of a conversation but it appears to have been through a shrink ray. TS; CNR"
by flashwildecard September 12, 2014
Oct
4
An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--Schrödinger's emoticon
by Gx3 September 23, 2014