Jul 16
When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.
Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)
by pseudonymho February 03, 2010
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Jul 15
1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin
Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
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Jul 14
An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.
Did you see that video of Donny on Facebook? Some chick gave him an orange russian!
by Dysentery Harry July 14, 2017
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Jul 13
Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.
by GPRetto July 13, 2017
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Jul 12
An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.
Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

You sir, are an idiot!
by Cam!!!!!111oneoneone! August 22, 2006
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Jul 11
When someone has a sugar daddy and they have a side sugar daddy to get more money.
"Britany, my side daddy just bought me a new purse."
via giphy
by Wittlewisa July 10, 2017
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Jul 10
A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them
I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah
by Taco time eater July 09, 2017
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