Skip to main content

sitemap.xml 

A sneaky little file that web developers use to communicate with aliens in a secret language called "Geekese." This extraterrestrial communication device was accidentally discovered by a webmaster who happened to have a close encounter while browsing through lines of code late at night.
Person 1: Hey, I was trying to find the sitemap.xml file for Urban Dictionary. Any idea where I can locate it?

Person 2: Ah, you mean the secret treasure map of slang? Urban Dictionary has an unconventional twist to their sitemap. It's not just any regular sitemap.xml—it's the "sitemap-https.xml.gz"!

Person 1: Wait, why does it sound like a top-secret mission? What's with the "https" and the "gz" at the end?

Person 2: Well, Urban Dictionary knows how to keep things spicy. The "https" is their way of encrypting their linguistic gems, so only the language enthusiasts can access them. And the "gz" stands for "glossary zaniness," where they compress all the outrageous definitions into a single file. Just remember, once you enter that sitemap-https.xml.gz, there's no going back. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the quirky corners of the urban lexicon!
sitemap.xml by rock_more July 11, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
Related Words

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more