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ClumsyCousin 

Your secret cousin, he is not clumsy, he spies you everyday and night to eat you. Likes edgy jokes, say edgy jokes and you will live.
man Who is that guy with red hat and blue shirt at my window?
another man Oh, that's our ClumsyCousin.
ClumsyCousin by NOTClumsyCousin February 10, 2021

Stoner Tangent 

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.
Stoner Tangent by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009

2 minute Dipper

Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
'LockyD'
the Uk government lockdown in slang
oi g hows LockyD goin for ya

yeah g great
gonna miss LockyD
LockyD by minna griffin February 4, 2021

strawberry bitch

Trampy girl who gives her pussy out for anyone.
“Aye did you fuck Hana?”
“Yeah man who didn’t she’s a strawberry Bitch”
strawberry bitch by Hmu for bud January 2, 2018

growing a sweater 

When one's arm hair stands on end when they are cold giving the appearance of wearing a wool sweater.
Tommy: Dude are you cold or something?

Jim: Yeah man! Look, I'm totally growing a sweater.
growing a sweater by abstractgirl03 October 28, 2013
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