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(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly reminiscent of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this description that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an elevator shaft, a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.
person 1: "Dude, what is that long shafty looking metal thing protruding from the earth with that light at the top?"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"

person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"

driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
MARP by Jesse Chessapeake April 23, 2008

snug as a bug in a rug 

When someone gets in a very confortable and safe position or place.
usually used to define in a funny way when the kid feels great laying in a bed to sleep.
little Annie is in bed, she's snug as a bug in a rug.

shahynesse 

La préféré dû roi en perse définit une icône de sa génération une futur star une comète parmi les étoiles
Shahynesse est grave bg elle a pas un snap?
shahynesse by Mnsk_57 August 1, 2021

game over 

When someone's dead, or too messed up to go on living a normal life.
-You hear about Eddie?
-Yeah I heard he od'ed on some bad coke.
-It's game over man.
game over by david k May 13, 2005

Alervous 

To be alert and nervous at the same time.
You could tell that the cat was alervous, hearing the dog bark but not being able to see him.
Alervous by Lumbajac September 2, 2015

Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.
My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.
Washington Standoff by MATTY N December 10, 2012
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