apron

apron - a sagging, hanging flap of gut often seen in older ladies who have long since lost the weight of their youthful pregnancies, but also their elasticity. The result is a flap of flesh, sometimes slightly hanging over their upper pubic region/ gunt Often a haven of foul body odor.

" During her weekly shower, aunt Ruth lifted her apron to wash, and the smell peeled paint off the wall"

apron by ziffstation April 16, 2004

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teink

Basically a twink but a buff one, like a twink but big ya know? A twink that’s rock sized but still is a bit fruity and boyish just like dang they’ve been working out.

Dang look at the teink over their pumping weights.

teink by Fatboy9021 September 19, 2021

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Cramptual

The feeling one has when experiencing cramps for an extended period of time.

I am feeling very cramptual today.

Cramptual by Noleb June 10, 2022

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nintendonite

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...

My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.

nintendonite by valentine99 February 24, 2009

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cochones

latin american word for gay

cochones!

cochones by Sneth March 22, 2009

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Samantha

Samantha is normally a blonde. She's a sweet, caring girl, and especially hot. She's so hot she could probably make you melt. But beware she will come out as fierce or protective of her peers. Especially friends and family. I wouldnt mess with her. She might play hard to get once in a while. When you loose her you will regret it.

Boy 1 "Damn, did you see samantha today?"
Boy 2 "Duh, who doesn't"

Samantha by Sheya1313 September 17, 2017

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Penis Fly Trap

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.

lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."

Penis Fly Trap by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 13, 2008

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