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Diversity hire 

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Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice
My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay
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anal zombie

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A zombie that only can be killed by removing its anus with your penis and a special spiked condom.
It's so hard to kill these anal zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their ass!
anal zombie by Zombopheliac July 26, 2009

Men with Beards and Ponytails 

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normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.
hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history
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Facebook Offical 

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When one posts something on Facebook or another internet blog site it becomes offical. The reasoning is that one posts information on the internet for all to see leaving little doubt that it didn't happen. Mostly used in the context of dating.
Person 1: Are Jordan and Julie going out?

Person 2: Well I saw them making out in the hallway but I am not going to say anything until it is 'Facebook Offical'.
Facebook Offical by TroubledAqua April 4, 2006
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pistol whip 

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to smack a fellow with a slinging of a gun, or other projectile object, say, a crossbow
I pistol whipped the rival gang member before shooting him in the leg.
pistol whip by Trick Daddy April 5, 2003
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Nick the Naval Casualty

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A Battleship legend known for heroic confidence and immediate defeat.

Refers to the unfortunate opponent who enters the game believing in strategy, only to have their fleet erased by Captain Alicia with alarming speed. Nick the Naval Casualty isn’t losing — he’s contributing ships to the ocean floor.
• “I thought Nick had a plan. Turns out he was the Naval Casualty.”
• “Carrier gone. Sub gone. Nick the Naval Casualty strikes again.”
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Litany

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A babbling blog girl.
"Litany needs to shut the ---- up."

Most likely epitomized by Litany Webb, of Blogger infamy.
Litany by Frankie February 26, 2005
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