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Kaylie would seem like a nice friend at first, but she is actually a backstabbing bitch. She will first text you and become best friends with you, then she'll talk to you all day and all night, making your health worse and your eyebags bigger, occupying your time until you fall for her. She'll send you heart emojis and ask you questions like 'would you date me?' and 'If you liked me, I would like you back'. When you finally muster up the courage to confess to her, she'll say 'oh I liked you before but not now, how about we stay friends' which you are absolutely fine with. However, when you see her at school/work/anywhere, she'll ignore you and find excuses to get away from you. When you ask your friends why she hates you, they'll say a ton of different things which clarifies that she's a lying bitch who deserves to die in a motherfucking ditch. One day, you find out the truth that she didn't keep her promise and that she hates you for liking her. Now for the rest of your life, you'll have to avoid her and lose all your friends who stick with that asshole. (Of course, this isn't true for all Kaylies, but the one I became friends with was like this)
Angel: Omg Kaylie is so nice I want to be her best friend sksksk

Me: You better watch out, she's a backstabbing bitch
Kaylie by Idk_man_Im_tired_ October 6, 2019
-male porksword that looks like a piece of dead meat
-easy way to get away with saying "penic" without getting in trouble
- a word made up while eating burritos and googling shit
-an especially special word made up my Savannah =]
Kelsey: Wanna see Pete Wentz's dick?
Savannah: Sure
*googles*
Savannah: WTF, is that a tumor??!?!?!
tumor by SavannahSuicide June 13, 2008
A fun-loving, bald, Jamaican male who appreciates cars more than women.
That Emile sure loves motocross - he's such a funky Jammer!
Jammer by SeanWegmann October 23, 2007

Betty Page 

A renowned dominatrix of 20th century who provided a seminal underground contribution to the decline of one-sided masculinity and the feminization of humanity.
The Mistress: Put your dress on, slutboy. Let me be your Betty Page.
Betty Page by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

God of pidgeon

An cantina AI video accompanied by the text "God of pidgeon😹". Meme originated from uhmmskibiid on discord, in the "Heian Era War" for jujustu shenanigans on roblox.
*Loki show edit*
"Funny like god of pidgeon😹"
insert the video
God of pidgeon by Kingzander0911 October 12, 2026

portoguese breakfast 

when you shit in a womans mouth. then allow her to give you head. with your shit still in her mouth.
give me a portoguese breakfast. a nice and hot one baby.

shoulrae 

Shoulrae is a tik toker that Is a big fan of Addison Rae and she’s very nice to everyone yet.Shoulrae has over 13k followers on tik tok!Shoulrae has a lot of energy to post funny videos!Shoulrae is also really funny and has unquie humor!Shoulrae can make ur day!
Shoulrae Is my favorite fanpage/TikToker!
shoulrae by QwQ rat January 15, 2021
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