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Noble Wanker

Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!
Noble Wanker by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016
An Autistic Version Of Scobby Doo
Man there goes that fat ass scupy
scupy by Scupy the Scup May 20, 2016

Quiet Llama 

Taken from one girl at summer camp, the phrase "Quiet Llama" refers to someone who is so tired that she or he is practically delirious. A Quiet Llama can be found laughing hysterically for fifteen minutes non-stop, randomly asking people "Would you like some felafel?", Placing their pink, see-through underwear on their boyfriend's hair, and generally not making any sense at all.
"I am such a quiet llama right now. I need a nap."
"God, did you see Cassia last night??? She was a total quiet llama"
"Please, don't call Molly when you're being a quiet llama. You'll never get off the phone."
"EMILY! ADRIENNE! I'M A QUIET LLAMA!!!!"
Quiet Llama by LaniNBTSC January 29, 2009

Tasneema 

Tasneema is a kind beautiful girl she understand people and try's her best to make people happy in their sad moments and she will do anything for her bestfriend no matter what she is like her other half
Radia: oh look its tasneema and her bestfriend

Shazmin: yh I knw they're allways together never leaving each other behind u knw

Maesha: really aww thats soo cute x x x
Tasneema by By sadia x x x June 21, 2019

yourmumishot 

dayum this means if someone says this to you it actually means that your mum is so fucking hot o my gosh or they could mean it is a bad way like say ur mums really ugly so if they say that that means they r being sarcastic
damn marvin yourmumishot
yourmumishot by pengtingdonae August 15, 2021

jerkymon 

Jerking off to the tv show Pokemon, popular with under ten's and teenage chavs
Lord_gay_1: Did you see that episode of pokemon last night?
Lord_Gay_1: I played Jerkymon for so long my batteries nearly died!
Astartes889: *logs off*
jerkymon by Astartes889 June 11, 2006
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