wes riley
wes riley by püssydestroyer06 September 11, 2021
Urban Dictionary
wolf fleece
The go-to clothing choice of the over 50’s, obese population. Usually spotted buying utter shite at the local market, or inhabiting your local seaside town with a fag in hand and hair as greasy as the bottom of a chip fryer. You’ll be able to smell a person wearing a wolf fleece before you see them. Tend to be covered in dog hair and lacking teeth.
Person 1: ‘ey Shazza, I fkin love your wolf fleece’
Person 2: ‘ta kez, it only cost me a tenner from danh the mahket, I spent the last of ma benefits money on it’
Person 2: ‘ta kez, it only cost me a tenner from danh the mahket, I spent the last of ma benefits money on it’
wolf fleece by Bigshaz May 31, 2018
Alek Gutierrez
Alek Gutierrez by DJ QALEK October 4, 2011
Joust
To sniff powder drugs from a metallic 'lance' - a key, or spoon.
This essential Northern English verb takes its singular name from the Medieval martial display, and like the knights of old, today consumption of the finest powders requires stamina, endurance, and audacity.
This essential Northern English verb takes its singular name from the Medieval martial display, and like the knights of old, today consumption of the finest powders requires stamina, endurance, and audacity.
Fancy a joust of K?
I was thoroughly jousted last night.
To joust or not to joust, that is the question.
I was thoroughly jousted last night.
To joust or not to joust, that is the question.
Joust by Seductionizer June 25, 2017
Wap
Wap by Tommy gregory September 9, 2020
Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)
Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) by Stoolie November 25, 2014