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“yo maggie is crazy”
“that’s because she’s maggie”
maggie by kale salad fingers August 15, 2019
A hilariouslywildgal, she will keep you smiling with her craziness. She is loyal but you have to learn not to always take her seriously... She loves to joke around. Take care of this bootilicious girl.
If i could be anything in the world, i'd be a Kyizom. She mighty fine!
Kyizom by Green_eyed_cocacola October 28, 2013
The act of fucking women like cattle.
You ever see cows Shmang?
Shmang by Cown July 9, 2016

balforth 

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
balforth by thrain May 4, 2005

Garlownese 

When one comprehends GCSS-Army entirely too well and begins a conversation with a mixture of broken English and incoherent acronyms. Often accompanied by hand gestures.
I asked Garlow how to move things from one sub hand receipt to another and his eyes just went dead as he spewed Garlownese. All I could say was “Ohhhhh yeah. Silly me. I knew how to do that...” and then I called someone else as equally dumb as me.
Garlownese by Half Ass Supply January 31, 2018

delicious trackpad 

A trackpad which, like most trackpads, is very infrequently cleaned. The average trackpad has more harmful bacteria on it than the average cubic foot of landfill mass.
It is a delicious trackpad. You must lick it.
delicious trackpad by pjskeleton October 3, 2011
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