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Valerie is a bald young girl with massive stompers, if you meet a Valerie in your life it is reccomended that you run in the opposite direction, if you compliment her beautiful features (bald) she will violently attack you, she has the singing voice of a cheese grater
Morbius : Did you guys see valerie her beautiful wig

Valerie : ITS NOT A WIG
Valerie by MassiveManBlalls December 13, 2022
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Old portuguese word for female crow. The most recent evidence can be found in official XX century portuguese dictionaries.
1: Aquilo é um corvo? (Is that a crow?)
2: Sim, mais precisamente uma dueça! (Yes, more precisely a female crow!)
dueça by R41SN January 9, 2024
An obnoxious person or an all around word for trying situations. A curse word.

Can be used as an adjective (buttnubby), verb (butnubbing), or noun (buttnub).
"What the actual buttnub?"
"Don't be such a buttnub..."
Buttnub by Birdison Maximus February 10, 2014

wondtacular 

what happened to wonderful and spectacular when they were driving along and suddenly cross an intersection. Unfortunately for them, two tractor trailer trucks were also passing on opposite sides and the both slammed into the poor adjective's car sandwitching them together, and fusing them into a hideous frankenstienesque creature known as wondtacular
those chocolate covered waffles were wondtacular!
wondtacular by an untraceable name February 19, 2010
1) To hurl an insult but to have that very insult twisted back at you in a way to be more damaging than the original insult.

2) Something that can be completely twisted back and used as a point of insult against the original speaker.
Person 1: This fan blows really well.
<Jakeism>Person 2: Yeah it blows about as well as your mom did last night.

cheterosexual 

someone who is only sexually attracted to Chet.
i am only wet for Chet. I am a full cheterosexual.

i guess i won’t talk to you 

this means “i don’t like you go kill yourself i have 20 other girlfriends
man i guess i won’t talk to you