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Glue Job 

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.
William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...
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eorlwulf 

An explicit comment used to point out severe mental or physical disability; commonly seen as an offensive insult
hello eorlwulf, correction, friend, correction, best friend, correction, EORLLWULFFFF
eorlwulf by eorllover March 12, 2020
Noun.

Nomism; short for Om Nom Nomism, is the delicious, scrumptious, mouth-watering quality of a food. Whether it is Japanese cuisine or a single cookie, nomism conveys its awesome taste. It can also be used to rate food.
1. That was the most delicious burger I've ever had. Total nomism.
2. Meh, I find the nomism of this meal to be severely low due to the undercooked rice and vegetables.
Nomism by D_AlQ March 1, 2011

Jatkojytky 

Unexpected continuity of discharge of a politicians fecal matter.
"They thought the Finns party was finished but it was actually a jatkojytky"
"Yeah, Timo Soinis anus will continue to spurt out excrement for atleast four years."
Jatkojytky by Persesuomalainen April 19, 2015

The Campbell

You pipe a stoner’s girlfriend after losing a sports game
Yeah we lost the championship but I pulled of the Campbell

Sancha Day

Sancha Day occurs on February 15th (the day after Valentines Day) and is celebrated by men who are cheating on their wives with other women or men. Typically Valentine’s Day gifts are either recycled or purchased at a discount for the Sancha, and romantic dinners occur at normal everyday prices.
Did you see what Martin gave his side chick for Sancha Day?! She got 3 dozen roses and a suitcase full of chocolate!
Sancha Day by MrHorace February 11, 2020

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.
Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.
puffertician by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010