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A dumb slut that will cheat on you and never care for you. Her sex friend is will and she cannot get over him to save her life. You think your relationship with her is going good? Bad news she had 6 more boyfriends and bangs will. Dude just break up with and Ava if you know them.
Friend:” dude youre dating Ava”
Guy:”yeah?”
Friend” dude she is dating 5 guys on top of you and she fucked will 6 times”
Ava by Daddy5780 October 10, 2019
This nigga look like a turtle. He virtually has no genitals, but he can levitate. This helps him get all the food off of your shelves so you aint got shit to eat when you get home. He is ungrateful and goes through phases extremely quickly and in succession.
Jordan can inhale my cock.

He has chlamydia again, he's such a Jordan.

Jordan ate my lil muffins.
Jordan by John from the third floor September 20, 2018
cali: referring to the great state of california

also in other slang terms could be used in substitute for the word cool, and can be used to describe a beautiful girl usually blonde
1:california- im goin goin back back to cali cali...

2:cool-dude that show so cali

3:girl- that girl cali

btw fuck you if you think people from cali dont use the word cali la jolla all day in the 858 SD
Better for punishing women then silence btw
Hym "Just saying. A little flash of disgust did in 3 seconds what a year of silence or derision and mockery could not. Just saying."
Disgust by Hym Iam July 11, 2022
A loving, caring, true friend who will always have your back no matter what. Inteligent and amazingly hilarious. A talented musician who plays many instruments and has a great voice. A FREAK in the bed. a very beautiful person mentally and physically. very talented athlete and poet
De'Lacy by BasketballLover July 28, 2011

bookkeeping misadventure

When a business owner has shotty bookkeeping skills and claims you owe him money. This can be accidental or purposeful (most misadventures are in fact accidental)...but if done purposefully, it can be disguised as some sort of mistake. However the intention, the customer will never be fully trusting of said owner ever again.
A business owner claimed he had not received money that I gave him because he didn't write it in his book. After I showed the canceled check, he merely stated that it just wasn't in the book. This is a bookkeeping misadventure.

Facially Active

A Person who is FACIALLY ACTIVE is someone who is not having sex but is making out with different people or giving/receiving a lot of oral sex INSTED of having intercourse. (as opposed to 'Sexually Active')
A 'Make Out Slut' is FACIALLY ACTIVE
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