Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

ritikka

a very good looking person

i wish i could look like ritikka

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Aviation Community

Literally the least toxic community that there is, and also wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than the garbage thing known as anime

The Aviation community is the best community, even better than that garbage thing known as anime

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Olivia

She cute or whatevaaa

Bro, Olivia is adorable,

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after sex selfie

a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS

Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?

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Red

Definitely a cute shy idiot, keep him/her till death!
Hug your Red

Red is so cuteeee

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I'm not changing my priorities

Like the scene from game of thrones "You pretend to be me and you raped them" so no I'm not doing the fucking caste system. The women that fuck him thinking he was me or go fuck yourself trash-mob.

Hym "I'm not changing my priorities. If 'don't pretend to be other people so you can rape women who are out of your league' isn't a priority that needs to change then there are no priorities that need to be changed. No relationships. If you try to set me up before I get my credit and money I will stab the shit out of anyone I have to fuck. I'm not doing it."

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