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Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.
I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.
D-DOB by Syd Barrett 1970 September 5, 2010
The one thing a girl wants to find in herself, but never can.
I was up all night fingering myself, but I couldn't find my fucking g-spot!! So that was a wasted night.. I should've just called Robbe over..
G-Spot by Kitanai Akuma October 11, 2018
Zuann is gay
zuann by Ahhwyahbdshz June 11, 2018
act like a fool; acting like a fool

Some lowlife who knocks on peoples door during late night because he has no friends.And acts like a close friend even though he was ignored everytime and told to f*ck off.
JH:Hey.I got sometin to talk to ya *Knocks on my backdoor, because he doesnt have the guts to knock on my front door*
ME:Stop ALAF biatch!Get a life!
JH:You have to stop hiding at home and talk to me bout your problem...*ALAFing*
JH:Hey you need to confide in me. I can help you*continues ALAFing*

ALAFs usually r gays n lowlifes that stick to you because you can help them solve their problems .They become so dependent on you that they cant live without you.
Worst thing is they are under the illusion that you need them as well. Thats y thay are acting like a fool.
ALAF by wisedom January 24, 2008
When the homies do something of insane you yell it to signify respect
Kyle does a flip, the boys: shheeshh!
shheeshh by Shheeshh November 19, 2020
That skydive was insick.
insick by the red button June 15, 2010
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