Soft-on

The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

Soft-on by Tikibarberfan March 10, 2010

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Bjarki

An Icelandic man-beast.

"Is that a man or a mountain I see before me?" "No, it's Bjarki, the man-mountain"

Bjarki by nisse09 April 5, 2010

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Wikipology

an apology you have to give after somebody proves that you were wrong by looking it up on Wikipedia

My friends didn't believe me when I told them Jesper Parnevik eats volcano dust, but when they saw it was on Wikipedia they all owed me a wikipology.

Wikipology by chrissyb1226 December 9, 2009

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lovemiwa

sexiest & best person alive!!!!!!

girl 1: yeah lovemiwa is my partner

girl 2: what no??? lovemiwa is MY partner

them: ladies, ladies you’re both of my gfs

lovemiwa by catperson:3 March 4, 2021

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baneernaneer

the sound an air guitartest makes while flailing his/her arms while acting like Pete Townsend of The Who

He was jumping around with his imaginary guitar singing baneernaneer

baneernaneer by Anon October 9, 2003

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rumptious

the act of ones ass getting big

I tried getting new pants but my ass was so rumptious that it didn't fit after a week

rumptious by vulupmtious boy 188 March 19, 2019

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Marqouth1

A ho slag bitch who thinks hes an e-thug but is really just a bitch for such people as Hell Zeon, Madhasan90 and La Hire 44

Needs to be put down like a dog tbh

Wow, you're just like fucking Marqouth1

Marqouth1 by TFownz December 24, 2008

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