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Pronounced: ass-weep-pay

An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.

Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.

Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.

Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.

Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.

I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
asswipe by MarcusNine October 14, 2008
The practicing and worshipping of Mario
I worship Marioism more
Marioism by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 9, 2020
no, notta, never, not going to happen, not at all
*wearing sweatpants and sweatshirt
“hey u look pretty cute tonight”
“nen”
nen by betababe May 8, 2019
Someone who had not experienced anything in life, along the lines of alcohol, drugs, or any sexual behavior. Is often judgmental and nitpicky, although can often be kind and occasionally good-natured.
What a v, she just totally rambled on about safe-sex today.
a V by wisconsin09 April 30, 2009
has absolutely no meaning tbh

(a slang word made by the youtuber yikes)
Bro is Mopped
bro is the Mopper
Bro is so moppy
Mop by da mopper June 29, 2024
When you look like a mixture of a rat and gay person.
Wow! Jake looks like such a Melvin .
Melvin by Pat riot 1818 March 10, 2017

CHEEZONDATOAWST 

A legendary character of the internet world.

Their blog -

teh-cheesy-blog-on-toast DOT blogspot DOT com

(there is no www. and no spaces)
Wow did you see what CHEEZONDATOAWST wrote on her blog the other day? It was totally awesome.
CHEEZONDATOAWST by Cheese Lover 123 November 4, 2011
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