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Matteo is a bocchinaro.
Matteo if ur reading this, suck my dick.
‘Raga Matteo (tassi) è proprio un bukkino’
‘Si fra concordo’
Matteo by t0more November 21, 2021

The Jamaican Shoebox 

The act of cumming on to a partners shoes and shoving the cumstained shoes into any orifice.
I bought shoes the other night just to give her the Jamaican Shoebox

Game Related 

It’s for shitposting and for holding revolutions against mods
Anon 1: Ah shit general died

Anon 2: Fuck it go to game related
A pretty girl- usually a girl with an amazing body, vibrant personality and a great smile.
Shit, that girl looks pretty. Is she Manreet?
Manreet by theillmonster May 2, 2011

shark smoothing 

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

Child Snot Monster

Word: Child Snot Monster

Definition: A child who spreads germs with reckless abandon, typically infecting every adult within a 20-foot radius.
Example: “Disneyland vacation was wonderful until a Child Snot Monster coughed directly into my soul.” 🤧😂
Child Snot Monster by NorCalRedHead September 4, 2026
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