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That guy over there...he maintains gazaship
Gazaship by Deejay987 May 10, 2018

Omnisyntonotheism

A neologism from “omni‑” (all), “syntonic” (harmonious or in tune), and “theism” (belief in God), referring to the belief that all possible forms of theism, polytheism, pantheism, and even atheistic spiritualities are ultimately harmonious expressions of a single, transcendent reality. Omnisyntonotheism holds that apparent contradictions between different religious and metaphysical systems are merely surface differences; at a deeper level, they are in tune (syntonic) with each other. It is a form of perennial philosophy updated for a pluralistic age, often found in interfaith movements and integrative spirituality.
Omnisyntonotheism Example: “He described himself as an omnisyntonotheist: he saw no conflict between the Christian Trinity, the Hindu Brahman, and the Buddhist Emptiness—all were different frequencies of the same harmony.”

nigganometer

(n.) a unit of measurement that denotes the melanin cell content of a nigga.
De'markion Fergerson stood on the nigganometer and broke the scale cuz he's so damn black and handsome.
nigganometer by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025
Someone who survives on cookies and popsicles. A koomi can have the occasional urge to grind up and eventually consume people who do not obey something the koomi says. Koomis seem to have an attraction to fish and turtles and might keep them as pets. Koomi comes from the latin root "koomikoomi". Koomikoomi has not been known to have been used by any well known famous person, except maybe someone named Leah. Koomis have been know to wear flying shoes.
The boy pointed to the girl buying a fish/turtle/meat grinder/cookie/popsicle hybrid wearing shoes with wings, and asked the tree (as this boy's best friend was actually a tree), "Is that a koomi?"
The tree responded, "Yes. If you couldn't notice that, then you need to read the urbandictionary definition again."
koomi by j0h Flippy July 17, 2007

Flatuphobia 

(flat-chew-fobia) The fear of farting esp. The fear of pooing your pants while farting.
"Dude this diarrhea is bad enough to give me flatuphobia!"
Flatuphobia by Shar Ting January 12, 2014

AndrĂ© 

André it's a Portuguese name. If you ever meet an André, know that he likes to play games and have no social life. Usually don't have hair and can be very similar to gay people.
Why are u so gay André?
André by Username23213 August 2, 2022
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