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Urban Dictionary

Secondhand Dong 

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.
Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.
Secondhand Dong by HexBuster May 25, 2014
My patti cant even catch a sleeping cat!
Patti by Nidster June 28, 2008

Eisbrecher 

Trippy German trance/metal band formed from members of Megaherz. Similar yet different to many other German bands.
If joo like Rammstein checkout Eisbrecher.
Eisbrecher by Scope October 15, 2004

HIM shirt 

A disgustingly pale, over or underweight teenage girl who constantly wears shirts displaying the logo of the band HIM (or any other Hot Topic friendly band). You never want to lift up the HIM shirt.
I don't want to go to the Good Charlotte/My Chemical Romance/AFI/Fall Out Boy/Bullet For My Valentine concert. Only HIM shirts listen to them.
HIM shirt by Kevin Allan April 11, 2008

jake-itus 

Jake-itus is went someone starts watching jake Paul vlogs and "dabs on them haters"
"You've been watching jake Paul all day!. Do you have jake-itus?"😓
jake-itus by Music hits May 28, 2018
A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.
a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER
Muppet by Anonymous March 4, 2003

Prince Charming 

The prince from Cinderella who has a massive foot fettish. He falls in love with a girl with glass slippers. Then he marches around the entire kingdom looking at every single girls’ foot. Until finally he finds the girl with the best feet.
Prince Charming sure does love feet
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