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Bryan is the sweetest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is the kind of guy who likes everyone until they piss him off, which does not happen very often. Bryan's are usually blonde. They are extremely smart and athletic, but even though they are smart, they can not teach people to do things very well. Bryan's attempt to be funny, sometimes successful and sometimes not. They always love their girlfriends! Their girlfriends are usually Dirty Blondes with Green eyes and they have a nice body too! They are the kind of guy who will pay for you all the time wherever you go and will open the door for you too. He sometimes gets walked over because they usually have a lot of money and people want them to buy all of their stuff... especially their friends that are girls and it really pisses off Bryan's girlfriend because she thinks they are trying to flirt with her boyfriend and she gets very jealous but Bryan thinks it's cute, but she will beat your ass if you piss her off enough! Don't ever mess with Bryan's girlfriend!! He will beat your ass too if you mess with her! He absolutely loves her and would not trade her for anything in the world!!!! <3 Bryan's are absolutely sweet!!!
I don't know of an example because you can't describe bryan's!
Bryan by imtoosexyforyoutoknowme October 16, 2012

Zoe Laverne

A queen who doesn’t deserve hate. People who hate her are fucking rats. She made a mistake and she said sorry. She is a lovely human being and a goddess!! She can “lie” but so do you so shut your mouth. You can dislike this but it’s the truth. Love her
Girl - Do you know who Zoe Laverne is?
Girl 2 - Yes she is really cool

Girl - Yeah but people who hate on her can suck a duck

Girl 2 - Ikr
Zoe Laverne by Lemon Sting May 4, 2019

splinter 

A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.
splinter by Jameridith March 6, 2007
Verb: The act of throwing something down a girls shirt, whether it be a small piece of paper, a coin, or a small child.
I was at lunch the other day, sitting next to one of my lady friends, when all of a sudden i felt the need to oop a quarter down her shirt.
Oop by Ub3rtuba February 27, 2009

Serger-donkeyknobber

A skinny, ugly, hairy man (usually named nick) that loves having sex with unattractive men
Nick is such a serger-donkeyknobber....hes so gross and loves ugly dudes.
A nice word to call non straight people
Faggot by Hellenic Keller's son January 27, 2021
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