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boob fart 

When a girls boobs rub together and make a fart noise
"Hey Darlene, I just heard your boob fart
boob fart by Lordy Gravy May 10, 2006

Music Critic

A self-obsessed, incessantly sardonic, Dunning-Kruger-examplifying dilettante who's predicated their entire life on heckling from the sidelines. A good 95% of music critics have never picked up an instrument; let alone experienced the torturing and debilitating process of creating art firsthand. They preach from comfort; and consequently, a lack of empathy as well. They are so uneducated and out of their depth when it comes to reviewing music, they cannot reasonably offer a critique of merit or substance; tending to rely on reductive terminology to dismiss compositions they've realistically, only given a cursory listen to (e.g., bad, boring, generic, filler, *vague comparison to some irrelevant contemporary,* etc.). Their opinions are as hyperbolic and unnecessarily crass as they are disposable. Genuine, productive discourse is thrown out the window in exchange for uninsightful, slapdash, easily-consumable, banal drivel. When we were children, it was instilled in us by our teachers and guardians that we needed to retain diplomacy and respect all opinions (regardless of what experience, information or bias led to the formation of the aforementioned opinion) without reservation. These people are a sorry byproduct of that philosophy.
“What I shit is better than anything you could ever think up!” - Ludwig van Beethoven (directed towards a music critic)

Homemade Dildo 

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.
woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
Homemade Dildo by 0inker September 14, 2023
Pervert: You have an NBA. It looks nice.

Tessa: What do you mean I have an NBA? I'm not a basketball player, I’m a volleyball player. What looks nice?

Pervert: I meant something else.

Tessa: What do you mean by NBA?

Pervert: Natural big ass.

Tessa: (Slaps him in the face) Pervert!
NBA by AntiCircumcisionMan March 12, 2024
The best answer you can give to anything!
Me: What's up?
You: idk

Me: I love you!
You: idk

Me: *Sexes you*
You: idk
idk by Booisme April 27, 2008
A Philly slang for a early model car
Me and my buls packed up in the squader and came down
squader by Jerrell Smith October 9, 2003
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