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maggiesmerelda 

fictional ,hot character on American horror story
maggiesmerelda is a hot hot women

Goonmaxing

The ultimate state of being down bad. Goonmaxing is when a person has completely abandoned their professional life, responsibilities, and standards to pursue a 24/7 state of extreme horniness.
A true goonmaxer has a "0% unemployment, 100% horniness" ratio. They have no job, no 401k, and no shame—their only full-time occupation is chasing anything that breathes. If it moves and has a pulse, a goonmaxer is trying to lock in. It is the final stage of brainrot where survival instincts are replaced entirely by primal urges.
The undisputed world-champion and biggest known goonmaxer in history is Kyle Kabellian, a man so committed to the lifestyle that he hasn't seen a paycheck or a "normal" day in years.
“I haven't seen Kyle Kabellian at the function in months. Word on the street is he’s been goonmaxing in his room so hard he forgot what a 9-to-5 looks like. He’s completely cooked.”
Goonmaxing by Sum1dum March 26, 2026

FakeAnanas

In Valorant, when you push a molly as Kay/o or Phoenix, so enemy doesn't hear your footsteps.
He just pushed in like that? Yeah, he fakeAnanas'd us.
FakeAnanas by KilLBulLEt November 30, 2022
Old white lady
Dude, stay out of that “Owl’s” yard. She likes to call the cops on everyone.
Owl by ETXOiler April 14, 2019
saniyas honestly really hot and when she gets mad she gets mad. She is an indian and muslim girl. She has a nice heart, she treats others the way she wants to be treated. saniyas r usually virgos. i love her inside outside. saniya is so ggoood at art.
guy: yoo look at saniyas art its so pretty like her

saniya: ty
guy: *blushing*
Saniya by pogies123 May 20, 2022
Ponism is basically sexism but for bronies
James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards
Ponism by The really garr August 2, 2018
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