Urban Dictionary
maggiesmerelda
maggiesmerelda by Jimmy darling ofc March 30, 2021
Goonmaxing
The ultimate state of being down bad. Goonmaxing is when a person has completely abandoned their professional life, responsibilities, and standards to pursue a 24/7 state of extreme horniness.
A true goonmaxer has a "0% unemployment, 100% horniness" ratio. They have no job, no 401k, and no shame—their only full-time occupation is chasing anything that breathes. If it moves and has a pulse, a goonmaxer is trying to lock in. It is the final stage of brainrot where survival instincts are replaced entirely by primal urges.
The undisputed world-champion and biggest known goonmaxer in history is Kyle Kabellian, a man so committed to the lifestyle that he hasn't seen a paycheck or a "normal" day in years.
A true goonmaxer has a "0% unemployment, 100% horniness" ratio. They have no job, no 401k, and no shame—their only full-time occupation is chasing anything that breathes. If it moves and has a pulse, a goonmaxer is trying to lock in. It is the final stage of brainrot where survival instincts are replaced entirely by primal urges.
The undisputed world-champion and biggest known goonmaxer in history is Kyle Kabellian, a man so committed to the lifestyle that he hasn't seen a paycheck or a "normal" day in years.
“I haven't seen Kyle Kabellian at the function in months. Word on the street is he’s been goonmaxing in his room so hard he forgot what a 9-to-5 looks like. He’s completely cooked.”
Goonmaxing by Sum1dum March 26, 2026
FakeAnanas
FakeAnanas by KilLBulLEt November 30, 2022
Owl
Ponism
James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards
Ponism by The really garr August 2, 2018