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noob the pwns 

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently
noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!
noob the pwns by DemonLlama August 24, 2008
A gamer that likes rocket league and tends to have fun
Youre like a byteno
what does that mean?
You tend to have fun
Byteno by Byteno December 4, 2021

Wishy Washy 

The King of muddied waters, and the master of sitting on the fence. Has the capacity to spin up so much, he'll cause a cyclone. When called out, he'll always claim to be playing devil's advocate. Usually can be found living in the north of England, and usually from the city of Hastings.
Wishy Washy: There is a law that says pigeons are not allowed within a 200 mile radius of my house

Person one: what law? Can you show me?

Wishy Washy: I'm not entertaining this. I am not a lawyer. It's just your default to ask for evidence to say "I'm right". I am the Wish Wash, prepare to be spin cycled.
When you put a wad of toliet paper down the porta John to avoid splash up of blue porta pity water (aka surfbutt)
Hey dude, don't forget to throw down a lilypad so you don't get smurfbutt.
lilypad by Papa and Mama Smurf October 25, 2017

Chrysamere 

When equipped grants 15% resist fire, 10% absorb magic, and slow health regen
I shall use chrysamere after battles to gain some health before my next Battle
A man who will use his charm to gain your trust only to take advantage of you in any way he can. There are no limits to how low he will go to get what he wants. he is an addict, an abuser and has lots of unprotected sex. he is dangerous and cannot be trusted by anyone. he is the last person you want around!!
I would never trust Riz, everyone says their things go missing when he comes around
Riz by moltlane October 27, 2018
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