Urban Dictionary
noob the pwns
noob the pwns by DemonLlama August 24, 2008
Byteno
Wishy Washy
The King of muddied waters, and the master of sitting on the fence. Has the capacity to spin up so much, he'll cause a cyclone. When called out, he'll always claim to be playing devil's advocate. Usually can be found living in the north of England, and usually from the city of Hastings.
Wishy Washy: There is a law that says pigeons are not allowed within a 200 mile radius of my house
Person one: what law? Can you show me?
Wishy Washy: I'm not entertaining this. I am not a lawyer. It's just your default to ask for evidence to say "I'm right". I am the Wish Wash, prepare to be spin cycled.
Person one: what law? Can you show me?
Wishy Washy: I'm not entertaining this. I am not a lawyer. It's just your default to ask for evidence to say "I'm right". I am the Wish Wash, prepare to be spin cycled.
Wishy Washy by Rent Free in Hastings April 12, 2023
lilypad
When you put a wad of toliet paper down the porta John to avoid splash up of blue porta pity water (aka surfbutt)
lilypad by Papa and Mama Smurf October 25, 2017
Chrysamere
Chrysamere by Vivec the warrior poet March 22, 2023
Riz
A man who will use his charm to gain your trust only to take advantage of you in any way he can. There are no limits to how low he will go to get what he wants. he is an addict, an abuser and has lots of unprotected sex. he is dangerous and cannot be trusted by anyone. he is the last person you want around!!