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Headphonalomia 

A serious disorder that causes an individual to go everywhere and do everything in life with headphones in/on their ears. Sometimes they listen to music. Sometimes they listen to podcasts. Sometimes they listen to the endless existence-questioning chatter of their own mind. The headphones bring a sense of brief anxiety-reducing comfort, like a tortoise and her shell.
I could tell that Cody's headphonalomia was progressing when I caught him at Grandma's funeral with his Beat By Dre's on.

My girlfriend likes to have headphones in when we have sex because she has headphonalomia.
Headphonalomia by Francis_Mantis January 31, 2017

jestique 

jestique is a cool girl who is a fairy.

her discord name is even fairydust
she owns a roblox group with over 200 members and is not like the other girls she wears default face and toy idle
hi im jestique
jestique by Ayesha Erotica June 17, 2020
A fake bitch dat is annoying asf dat won’t stop talking shit she is flat asf she thinks she’s pretty but really not she’ll act grownup but isn’t she’s lame
Texting: hey come hang out later

Jenna: I can’t come out today sorry

Texting again(hours later) I saw u hangout with someone today n said u couldn’t hangout
Jenna by Macho man October 11, 2019
Jaysana is a friend you will always have on your side, a beautiful girl with brown hair and brown eyes, she’s a friend that will help you with anything, if someone messes with her friends she will argue back with them, Jaysana is the type of girl that will love you even if you mess with her, but sometimes when you mess with her too much or call her names she will feel terrible about herself and take care of her body less, Jaysana is a friend you should always love because she will be there for you when times are tough but that also means you have to be there for her so if she is crying because she isn’t curvy or because she thinks she isn’t good enough, she will be the type of person that will want people to give her more confidence in your life, Jaysana is a friend everyone needs because they are so sweet and beautiful even when she doesn’t feel like she is
Person 1: oh look it’s Jaysana again looking sad like always
Her friend: she’s sad because someone just made fun of her
Person 1: oh im sorry is she okay?
Her friend: she’s alright but before you start talking about her you need to try and get to know her because she’s a really good person once you get to know her.
Person 1: okay from how you describe her she seems nice I will talk to her.
jaysana by Jackjack121 March 25, 2025

President's Day 

If President Obama comes out of the White House and sees his shadow, we have yet another year of unemployment.
President's Day 2009: *steps out of White House and sees shadow*

You know the rest of the story...
President's Day by levesquick May 12, 2012

aditya mota 

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