A serious disorder that causes an individual to go everywhere and do everything in life with headphones in/on their ears. Sometimes they listen to music. Sometimes they listen to podcasts. Sometimes they listen to the endless existence-questioning chatter of their own mind. The headphones bring a sense of brief anxiety-reducing comfort, like a tortoise and her shell.
I could tell that Cody's headphonalomia was progressing when I caught him at Grandma's funeral with his Beat By Dre's on.
My girlfriend likes to have headphones in when we have sex because she has headphonalomia.
My girlfriend likes to have headphones in when we have sex because she has headphonalomia.
by Francis_Mantis January 31, 2017
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