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pot head 

Uhhhhhhh. I like shiny things..... uhhhhhhhh
pothead #1: Hey man, wanta try some of my "special brownies"?

pothead #2: uhhhhhh. do they have shiny things?
pot head by USSR December 9, 2003

lactilicious 

the act of being very attractive while lactating
Man, that ho is lactilicious
lactilicious by weasel February 10, 2003

Space hopper Metallica Tits 

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

Covetoneirologism 

When you have a dream but wake up and wish the dream had happened in real life.
I am having a bit of covetoneirologism
a great friend that is athletic and great to hang out with. She is usually right.
i was talking to Iva last night about jordan b
iva by daria July 10, 2004

Mine Now 

The act of putting your dick on something, and making it yours.
Cable splicer is Mine Now.
Mine Now by cableguym June 16, 2020
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